OK so here's Chad LaLor, and that's his adorable red Mini Cooper. Super trendy, flashy, high powered candy apple red Mini Cooper that goes for about $30,000, roughly twice as much as my own personal Corinna Corolla, bless her darling soul. Now I adore Corinna and her gas-miserly ways, but I would drop her in a heartbeat for a candy-apple-red Mini Cooper. Corinna, I'm sorry baby, it's the truth. Anywho, Chad LaLor is a guy who lives in Superior, Wisconsin, drives a Mini Cooper and likes to throw back a few on Friday evenings. Who doesn't? And when you live in Superior; hell, anywhere in Wisconsin, tying one on and drinking your way into oblivion isn't just a once-in-a-while occurrence, it's a requirement of residency, as far as I can tell. Especially on Fridays after you get off your shift. You see, Chad here is one of Superior's finest. That's right, he's not just a cop, he's a Captain. That, combined with the fact that he drives a Cooper, has made him irresistible to me. I'm completely smitten. What's even sexier about Chad is the fact that even though he kind of hit a truck on Friday when he was driving home at 2:30 am and swerved over the median, and then took off, which technically is a hit-and-run, is that because Chad is a cop he's got all the mad hook-ups. He probably won't even get a slap on the wrist! Ooh, Chad, you're above the law, you little hottie, you. I love a man with connections. And a pretty red car. Call me when you get it out of the shop, K, Chad, you sexy beast, you? I want to go drinking with you in Sup-town. That's sounds like a kick-ass Friday night to me.
OK so here's Chad LaLor, and that's his adorable red Mini Cooper. Super trendy, flashy, high powered candy apple red Mini Cooper that goes for about $30,000, roughly twice as much as my own personal Corinna Corolla, bless her darling soul. Now I adore Corinna and her gas-miserly ways, but I would drop her in a heartbeat for a candy-apple-red Mini Cooper. Corinna, I'm sorry baby, it's the truth. Anywho, Chad LaLor is a guy who lives in Superior, Wisconsin, drives a Mini Cooper and likes to throw back a few on Friday evenings. Who doesn't? And when you live in Superior; hell, anywhere in Wisconsin, tying one on and drinking your way into oblivion isn't just a once-in-a-while occurrence, it's a requirement of residency, as far as I can tell. Especially on Fridays after you get off your shift. You see, Chad here is one of Superior's finest. That's right, he's not just a cop, he's a Captain. That, combined with the fact that he drives a Cooper, has made him irresistible to me. I'm completely smitten. What's even sexier about Chad is the fact that even though he kind of hit a truck on Friday when he was driving home at 2:30 am and swerved over the median, and then took off, which technically is a hit-and-run, is that because Chad is a cop he's got all the mad hook-ups. He probably won't even get a slap on the wrist! Ooh, Chad, you're above the law, you little hottie, you. I love a man with connections. And a pretty red car. Call me when you get it out of the shop, K, Chad, you sexy beast, you? I want to go drinking with you in Sup-town. That's sounds like a kick-ass Friday night to me.